tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post111911617014179520..comments2023-07-23T07:47:42.360-05:00Comments on Life As I Know It...: Monday's Blog!FeedingYourMindhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16542158699816108523noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119938156894875442005-06-28T00:55:00.000-05:002005-06-28T00:55:00.000-05:00Wow....some great captions once again! Being prac...Wow....some great captions once again! Being practically a midget myself I have to side with the humor in the midget captions! Nice touch! ;)<BR/><BR/>However this week is going to go to the Mary Poppins with Osteoperosis...HA HA HA HA! TOTALLY random, which makes it even funnier!<BR/><BR/>Now I can't close this comment though without touching on the second to last anonymous comment left. The "I need to make like a tree and get the hell out of here. This white wall is blinding me" caption. I read that and laughed out-loud...no lie! HA! I honestly don't get it...but it is so whack it cracks me up....however I can't give the winning caption to one I don't understand, so maybe if I figure it out we might have a change....HA! ;)FeedingYourMindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16542158699816108523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119929283344320432005-06-27T22:28:00.000-05:002005-06-27T22:28:00.000-05:00This new baseball cap fits quite nicely. Don't ha...This new baseball cap fits quite nicely. Don't have to fix my hair or wear makeup ! A woman's dream !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119929034699066182005-06-27T22:23:00.000-05:002005-06-27T22:23:00.000-05:00I need to make like a tree and get the hell out of...I need to make like a tree and get the hell out of here. This white wall is blinding me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119925428316653142005-06-27T21:23:00.000-05:002005-06-27T21:23:00.000-05:00"What people don't know is that this umbrella is r..."What people don't know is that this umbrella is really a super secret, stealth cloaking device making me appear to the naked eye like a small child. In reality I am Tom Cruise, hiding from the media and all the incessant Oprah jokes."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119918169800581622005-06-27T19:22:00.000-05:002005-06-27T19:22:00.000-05:00"Honey, if you're going to shrink the kids at leas..."Honey, if you're going to shrink the kids at least shrink their umbrella too so they can protect themselves against those massive raindrops and ants that they might run into!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119918052242941732005-06-27T19:20:00.000-05:002005-06-27T19:20:00.000-05:00Rainboots: 20 dollars. Raincoat: 40 dollars. Walki...Rainboots: 20 dollars. Raincoat: 40 dollars. Walking to school in a typhoon yet having the biggest umbrella in the WORLD to protect you: Priceless.Hollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17484218784988095227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119917769920593092005-06-27T19:16:00.000-05:002005-06-27T19:16:00.000-05:00Mary Poppins: Forty One Years Later and Suffering ...Mary Poppins: Forty One Years Later and Suffering from Osteoporosis-Induced Shrinkage.<BR/><BR/>Milk. It does a body good.Hollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17484218784988095227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119912465777056082005-06-27T17:47:00.000-05:002005-06-27T17:47:00.000-05:00NEWS FROM THE MTN (Midget Television Network):"Do ...NEWS FROM THE MTN (Midget Television Network):<BR/>"Do you have this problem every time it rains? Don't get caught in a downpour without being able to see next time! Order your midget-sized umbrella today -- perfect for your smaller-portioned self! Only $14.99 in this special MTN offer! We'll even throw in a special pair of midget rain boots if you call within the next 23 minutes! Operators are standing by to take your order NOW!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119889788840766032005-06-27T11:29:00.000-05:002005-06-27T11:29:00.000-05:00"Do they not make freakin' umbrellas for midgets? ..."Do they not make freakin' umbrellas for midgets? Hello? Just because we're little people doesn't mean we don't have needs too!"Ellisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06178985498832984565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119875893681345172005-06-27T07:38:00.000-05:002005-06-27T07:38:00.000-05:00"Maybe the alien invaders won't see me.""Maybe the alien invaders won't see me."Hollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17484218784988095227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8766973.post-1119860426584512932005-06-27T03:20:00.000-05:002005-06-27T03:20:00.000-05:00"I'm just a little black rain cloud.""I'm just a little black rain cloud."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com