Seriously?!?!

I just HAD to post this. I mean really?!?!

SIUE Students Accused of Battery with Freshly Baked Cookies

It makes me want to use it as a "Say No to Drugs" campaign...

...Look kids, if you do drugs you'll do crazy things like violence against people by burning them with cookies!

Seriously?!?!

[I'm waiting for someone to PLEASE tell me there is SOMETHING I'm missing in this story--that I'm misinterpreting it. I honestly read it and reread it to make sure I was understanding it correctly]