Tee hee hee!

This is really random, but it had me laughing pretty good earlier today, so I had to share it. This is why you don’t want to be a “random” person instant messaging me because I can be a real “smartass” as he said, yet in my opinion…REALLY fun to talk too! ;)

The dude: hi
Me: hello
The dude: asl?
Me: who is this
The dude: my name is jeff
The dude: your name was on my buddy list
The dude: i don't know if i know you or not
Me: i doubt it
Me: i don't think i know you
The dude: asl?
Me: 16/f/Florida
Me: you
The dude: 21 m tx
Me: oh yeah...what part of tx
The dude: dallas
Me: do you go to school in dallas
The dude: no, i work
Me: hmmm.....i wonder how you got my screenname
The dude: i was wondering how you got on my buddy list
The dude: i have no idea
The dude: this was the first time i've ever seen your sn or anything similar
Me: hmm
Me: weird
The dude: it is
Me: so...do you REALLY know me and you're just messin' with me ;-)
The dude: nope
The dude: i have no clue who you are
Me: so what do you do in dallas
Me: do you work with steel....is that why that is part of your screenname
The dude: i'm in the army
Me: oh okay
The dude: i train national guard soldiers
Me: oh...well that's cool
Me: well i'm really not a 16 year old from florida ;-)
Me: i thought you were someone that knew me so i was just joking to see what you'd say
The dude: ok
The dude: so, how old are you?
Me: i'm actually in the DFW area too....and i'm 23
The dude: what do you do?
The dude: school? work?
Me: graduate school and work
The dude: cool
The dude: what do you look like?
Me: well let's see.....
Me: if i tell you something....what's the chances i'm telling the truth ;-)
The dude: lol
The dude: true
Me: well.....i was actually born with a tail as a child....but my parents got that removed because they feared i would face discrimination
The dude: ok
The dude: are you a male or female?
Me: female
The dude: what race?
Me: well i normally always came in second to last
The dude: lol
Me: but my parents always taught me that where you came in in line wasn't as important as finishing
The dude: ok smartass
Me: lol
The dude: got any pics?
Me: of me before or after the tail was removed
The dude: after
Me: then no
Me: had you said before...that would have been a different story ;-)
Me: i'm afraid to send you my picture because i fear if you are like me, you'll fall head over heels in love immediately and i would hate to do that to you
The dude: put your money where your mouth is
Me: ?
The dude: let's see your picture
Me: i just can't do it....my tail is such a turn-on to folks ;-)
The dude: lol
Me: do you have a pic
The dude: yeah
The dude: hold on
Me: do you have a tail?
The dude: nope
Me: dang.....i find guys with a tail REALLY attractive ;-)
Me: like they say in psychology...we are attracted to our own kind
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